From the Real Beginner’s School of Driving
Listen to make sure you started the car.
Always keep your hands on the steering wheel in the ten o’clock and two o’clock positions.l
Look over your right shoulder when changing lanes.
Always use your rear view mirror.
Never put your feet up on the dashboard when you are driving. It’s okay if you’re stopped and just chillin’.
No street racing, even with your brother beside you who goes like Lightening McQueen. (Dude, are those spinners on that ride?)
Look for oncoming traffic before starting.
Hey, I thought I was in drive.
Yes, officer? I’ve only had a couple milks.