Fashion Lessons From "So You Think You Can Dance"
I would think that a great dance show like So You Think You Can Dance (Fox Broadcasting Company, Wednesdays) would have the best people available to dress their darling Cat Deeley. Instead, it appears they think they should dress her in costumes for Disneyland, or for some obscure Broadway show. Maybe it’s all a guise to distract us from her accent, which sounds borderline Cockney to me, but my ears may be fooling me.
Note the Minnie Mouse Hair. The necklace looks like something leftover from the set of Cleopatra. Does she not have a mirror in her dressing room? Does she not know the words, “Oh, hell, no!”?
No, Cat didn’t cut her hair, which was my first thought. They tucked it up under but it’s all lopsided. Someone, somewhere, said she looked like a birthday present. The dress is somewhat cute, however even if there are too many bows and the center panel looks like a bib.
Again, what is it with the bib fettish? Where are her shoulders and neck?